January 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 338kbAssistant Editor voted 'Playmate of the Year' in Playdwarf reader's poll
February 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 315kbMerkin College, Cambridge threatened with Industrial Action
March 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 390kbControversy at Opening of Eric Von Smith Memorial Museum
April 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 590kbOld 'Dwarf News' Steam Press Fired Up For Last Time
May 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 760kbVon Smith Diaries: Former Editor Charged With Fraud
June 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 718kbMerkin College, Cambridge, to enter University Challenge
July 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 388kbOne Thousand, Four Hundred and Ninety-Three Short Waitresses Arrested During Investigation Into Death At Merkin College, Cambridge
August 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 691kbDwarf News' staff suffer from mystery virus: Expert diagnoses foot and mouth
September 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 422kbMissing Steam Society Treasurer And Dead Husband Arrested In Thailand
October 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 980kbChair, Awards Comittee Facing Three Month Suspension Over Forged Document Scandal
November 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 1.41 MegPolice to investigate betting scam at DwarfFest '05 after knitting competition result
December 2005 IssueAdobe Acrobat Format - 653kbAwards Committee Chair Re-instated After Dwarf Keeper Royal Forced To Back Down Over three Month Suspension

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